Jesus Osteen
Jesus Shelby Spong
Jesus Copeland
Jesus MacArthur
Jesus Wimber
All the statements above are actual quotes by Joel Osteen, John Shelby Spong, Kenneth Copeland, John MacArthur and John Wimber (except that I changed “Jesus” to “I” and “the disciples” to “you”). Conclusion: Wimber rocks.
BTW, feel free to spread the images on, I claim no copyright (and the original painting by Bloch is copyright-free as well).
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Cool pic. Rich
This is brilliant! Deb
Thank you, Deborah! 🙂
Very interesting post Micael. I personally tend to be like Jesus Shelby Spong, with a little bit of Walter Rauschenbusch and Gustavo Gutierrez of course.
hahahahahahhaha Priceless!
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Great stuff! Just wish the disciple wasn’t saying “WTF?” Isn’t that pointing to a curse word? Otherwise, I would love to repost this.
Yeah I know, I’m surprised more haven’t reacted to that yet. My reasoning went like this: Jesus hanged around with non-polished workers who in our time use that language quite often. Secondly, what’s really offensive is modern preachers who claim to teach the way of Jesus and yet preach something completely different. I find that more disturbing than a word that refers to sex.
Blessings!
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